Rachel- Eighteen- Asexual. My fandoms include (but are not limited to) Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Starkid, Achievement Hunter/Roosterteeth, Nerdfighters and Disney.
Last night people in my flat were making a fuck ton of noise until 5am. I now have to get up for uni registration. Fuck them.
I feel like if Cecil left Night Vale to visit Carlos’ family and they try telling him Carlos’ last name, it’s constantly drowned out by random noises, and they just accept that Carlos’ official last name is now “the Scientist”.
"His actual last name is *doorbell rings*"
"Okay let’s try that again he has a different last name than ‘the Scientist’ it’s *police siren in distance*"
"You know what never mind his last name is ‘the Scientist’"
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it